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  1. Well, I know I don't make very many posts, and there's a reason for that. I'm here to learn. And, honestly, it doesn't take too long to figure out which of you contributors are worth taking at face value, and which can be safely ignored...
  2. Yup, although, as the football world begins to pay us a little more respect, those players start to look more attractive, marginally, to other teams. "Wow, we're in with a chance of signing a CB from Middlesboro!!"
  3. NW has been consistently misquoted, I think you'll find. Mr Warnock's original remark was that he wanted two from each continent.
  4. Buy a thin & crispy Marguerita and add your own favourite toppings.
  5. Nah. This is business. This is how things work. We need to hold our honourable position until a contract gets signed. Courage, mes braves!! 🙂🙂
  6. Should help you make a saving on the grocery bills. Hope you like Bubble n Squeak
  7. Yep, they're the only ones close to the situation. It's not necessarily a waiting game though. Their positioning has to be: we stand by our bid; we aren't backsliders, we are honourable people and you can trust us to keep our promises. The deal ain't dead until contracts get signed, with whoever
  8. I don't pretend to be anywhere near the details of this situation - but one gets the feeling that here is a possibility of snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. I hope that's how the Bausors and Gibsons of this world see it too. Dear Flamengo, you would prefer to deal with an honourable football club, wouldn't you??
  9. Hi there. Please can you sign me up for the main league?? Thanks. I'll try and do a better job of it than last season. I'll be paying by PayPal if that's okay
  10. Yep. The distortion's at their end, not mine...
  11. Some of us who suffer post-urination leakage have additional complications. I happen to be diabetic, and take a wonderful drug called empagliflozin. This changes my kidney function so that blood sugar gets excreted through my urine. So far, so good, but it means that the warm dampness in my boxers is choc-a-bloc full of sugar. Ideal conditions for bacteria to thrive, and THRUSH especially. So the cream that women (some women) put on their doo-dahs from time to time, I have to apply to my thingamy-jig. Just thought you might find this interesting.
  12. My interpretation of the remark was that he expects defeat for Norwich. As do so many of us...
  13. Oh, I know her very well. We used to call her "Spanner". Every time she walked in the room I could feel my nuts tighten
  14. An Oxo cube in hot water plus cayenne pepper fixes anything
  15. Is that the one out Pocklington way?? Didn't realise they had a footy team
  16. There's an old saying in the theatrical world... "amateurs practise until they get it right - professionals practise until they can't get it wrong" 🙂🙂
  17. Sky Sports News are saying that NW has tested positive for Covid-19. Get well soon, owd lad.
  18. Thanks to one and all for the warm welcome and kind remarks. Greatly appreciated. Mille Grazie!!
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