unclesmog

Everyone saying we're in a relegation battle. Surely to be in a battle means we have some sort of fight in us? We're in a relegation giveaway.

Pulis must be laughing into his pile of baseball caps thinking they got rid of me for this?

Woodgate ain't going nowhere while he's picking up a paycheck.

For the first time, I'm not celebrating a goal because it's just glossed over everything that's wrong with the club at the moment.

I've turned the channel over now. There's better things I can be doing with my time than hoping this team can ever turn things round. This will be a long embarrassing season.

I said to the Mrs after 5 mins that it was embarrassing, and it didn't get any better as the half went on. I hope we have a Netflix deal, because that's going to be the only light at the end of this shitshow of a season.

Well that was turgid cack

The thing is, we could just as easily say that if we weren't sloppy at the back we could have won 8-0. For me, this is the most entertaining England team I've seen in a long long time. I'll take the odd calamity in defense as long as I get to watch attacking football.

I know there's a few codgers on here that remembers the dark crystal from the 80s. Has anyone seen the new series on Netflix yet? I highly recommend it. Nostalgic TV at it's finest.

18 months ago I was questioning why he was in the squad, never mind the starting 11 or even subs bench. I'll happily eat humble pie and state I think he's one of the best footballers in the world right now.

These were the Robson days. A 36hr hangover was probably the norm.

I spent that second half cutting out my ingrown toenail, it was less painful than watching that

It's hard to pick out a pass when all the other players are hiding. Our movement on the ball is appalling.

Just waiting for him saying we're deep into injury time

He really does want this game to be over