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Don't forget Bolasie and Smith. They're "done deals" too. Must be on the same flight as the Croatians. 🤔

I thought it was quite a hot response personally... 🙃

Alright lads. I'm happy to let you crack on. You all seem to be having a quail of a time.

Can we stop of the yolking around please? Albumen smack the lot of yas if you don't stop.

Legit checked to see if this was a haiku... Spoiler: it's not.

Looks like The Ass might be playing up top alongside Balotelli next season...

Tuesday 6th July Italy 2 Spain 1 First Goalscorer - Lorenzo Insigne Total Card Points - 5 Wednesday 7th July England 2 Denmark 0 First Goalscorer - Harry Kane Total Card Points - 3

One of me and Marv is going to have to get at least the goal difference right in the England game... Otherwise God only knows how you'll separate us, Youngy! 😂

Not looking too shabby... McNair playing a kind of sweeper role linking the midfield and defence, Tav transitioning into the front line - the option of Morsy or Howson to steady things in tougher games.

Always excited about an unknown South American playmaker like... 🤪 Worth taking into account with Ikpeazu that he's just coming into his prime. We're more likely to see a build from his play last season than a regression, and if he has players like Taverner, Watmore, Peyero around him, he'll likely be given a lot more chances in front of goal. When you watch his overall play, he's a better player than his stats suggest. Also offers a lot more as a Target Man than any of our strikers from last season, so we'd be able to link play a lot better. I'm cautiously optimistic with him.

Scout: Gaffer, we've found you a striker... NW: Is he over 6ft like I asked? Scout: No boss. NW: Is he an absolute ****house like I asked? Scout: No boss. NW: Is he at least a footballing neanderthal as per my preference? Scout: No boss. NW: Then why the **** do you think I'd be interested? Scout: He's a bit of a **** with a questionable attitude and checkered history, boss. NW: Perfect! Get him signed lad.

Friday 2nd July Switzerland v Spain 2-3 Belgium v Italy 1-1 Saturday 3rd July Czech Republic v Denmark 1-2 Ukraine v England 1-3

You've tagged Marvin twice, Youngy. Against me and RiseAgainst.

I remember that... It was not long after some daft occurrence he had with either shisha or laughing gas. Boro fans were vehemently against it.

Having seen @Barnaby's topless pic, I can now confirm this is the OneBoro version of OnlyFans. 😂