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  1. Hello there. Smogzilla here, Boro’s resident OPTA data fiend and owner of the worst avatar on this website. Hey, guess what? Boro are back again. No rest for the wicked in the Championship! Woody’s Wonders™ head to Birmingham for their 3rd game in seven days for a Friday night football feast at St. Andrews. Following an eye-meltingly bad performance v Sheff Wed on Saturday, Boro managed a partial improvement in form in picking up a point against a good Preston side on Tuesday night. Tavernier and Browne came into the side and delivered encouraging performances, which should see them involved somewhat on Friday. The master of disaster Ryan Shotton was deployed at left back and managed to put in a reasonable performance, defying all logic in the process. The opposition Birmingham have lost their last 3 games on the spin. Losing to Wigan 1-0 away from home on Tuesday night. They currently sit 14th in the table. • Birmingham have scored a total of 9 goals this season. • Birmingham have conceded a total of 13 goals this season. • Birmingham score a goal every 100 min • Birmingham concede a goal every 69 min • Birmingham score an average of 0.9 goals every game • Birmingham concede an average of 1.3 goals every game Important questions Will Tav and Browne start again? Will Woody’s Wonders ™ win? What will the score be? What food will you eat on Friday night whilst watching? Why hasn’t Leo, as the largest of all the coaching staff, simply killed and eaten the others for sustenance? Thanks for reading this drivel. I’m predicting a 2-1 win for Boro. I’ll leave you with Mark Viduka’s lovely goal in an Evening match at Birmingham. Judging by the quality of the footage, it was filmed on an actual potato.
  2. For some reason I think we will win tonight. No idea why, probably just gone insane.
  3. Blackpool v Rotherham. Home Bristol Rvrs v MK Dons. Draw Burton Alb: v Bolton. Home Ipswich Twn v Wycombe Wand: home Oxford v Doncaster. Away Peterboro v Lincoln. Home Portsmth v Gillingham. Draw Rochdale v Accrington Stan: home Southend v AFC Wimbledon away Sunderland v Fleetwood... Home (Wyke)
  4. Aldershot v Dover. Away Barnet v Bromley. Home Barrow v Boreham Wood. Hone Eastliegh v Maidenhead Utd. Home Ebbsfleet v Torquay. Draw Halifax Twn v Chorley draw(No goal) Notts Cty v Dagenham Red: away Solihull Moors v Sutton Utd. Home Wrexham v Harrogate. Away Yeovil Twn v Woking. Home
  5. Bristol Cty v Reading. Home Derby v Luton. Home Huddersfield v Hull. Draw Millwall v Leeds... Away(Hernandez) N.Forest v Brentford. Draw Preston NE. v Barnsley. Home QPR v Blackburn. Home Sheff Wed v Wigan. Home Swansea v Stoke. Home WBA v Cardif draw
  6. Real Madrid v Club Bruges.....(Bale) Home Tottenham v Bayern Munich. Home Man Cty v Dinamo Zagred.....Home(Bernardo Silva) Loco: Moscow. v Athletico Madrid. Away Liverpool v Red Bull Salzburg Home(Mane) Slavia Prague v Borussia Dortmund. Away Barcelona v Inter Milan Draw (Lukaku) Zenit St Petersburg v Benfica draw Lille v Chelsea draw (Giroud) Valencia v Ajax. Home
  7. Sadly it finished 3-2. Villa turned it around second half. Callum Kavanagh (son of Graeme) came on and looked v.sharp despite being well under the average age for the group.
  8. Currently 2-1 boro at HT. Goals from Harry Green and Isiah Cornet. Good game for Alberto Balde so far, hes got 2 assists and looks far too good for the fullback trying to mark him. Pretty dominant from boro overall l.
  9. Boro u18s v Villa for me this morning. Interesting name on Villa's coaching staff! ???
  10. This was an interesting read. Seen her a few times in the Warm ups at the Riverside and wondered who she was. ???
  11. Brilliant game at Bishop Auckland last night as Boro u23s just lost out to West ham 3-4. Some great talents on display from both teams. Connor Malley and Sam Folarin the stand outs for boro.
  12. Not convinced by South Africa, seemed to splinter in defence when faced with pace.
  13. Hope we Try to get at their CBs with the ball on the deck, we've seen what flints like with his feet!
  14. Bit of post motem chatter to share guys. Spoke with someone who has been interviewed for the technical scout position that was advertised by the club recently. At the interview they discussed the business they did in the previous window. He was told that they were in really hard for Eddie Nketiah, but we "had a nightmare" and were unable to get him. He was also told of an enquiry we made for Mason Greenwood, unfortunately we were told to *** off! ??
  15. Any update on our Matt Jarvis interest or have we binned that idea off?
  16. Leeds v Derby. HOME Birmingham v PNE. DRAW Brentford v Stoke. HOME Bristol Cty v Swansea. AWAY Cardiff v Middlesbrough. AWAY (BRITT) Luton v Hull. DRAW Millwall v QPR. AWAY N.Forest v Barnsley. HOME Reading v Blackburn HOME Sheff Wed v Fulham. DRAW
  17. Good write up, I would think you're not the only one on here who Woodgate has won over.
  18. Dijksteel looked waaay better today. Seemed to have more confidence and put in sone vital challenges
  19. Derby Cty v Cardiff Cty. HOME Fulham v WBA. DRAW Blackburn v Millwall. HOME Charlton v Birmingham. HOME Hull v Wigan. DRAW Middlesbrough v Reading. HOME (Assombalonga) PNE v Brentford. DRAW QPR v Luton. HOme Stoke v Bristol Cty. AWAY Swansea v N.Forest HOME
  20. Started following the eagles a few years ago. Their superbowl run was crazy. Good start for them with a comeback win!
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