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  1. 4 minutes ago, Denzel Zanzibar said:

    Crawling? I followed the instructions to get my account reinstated because I like being able to talk about things other than football there.

    I'm not a weirdo who sees being banned from forums as a badge of honour. Why wouldn't I attempt to get my account back?

    THEN WHY DOES THIS THREAD EXIST.

    Dog What GIF by MOODMAN

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  2. Boost for our youth players, Sonny Finch, Pharrell Willis and Joe Gibson have all returned from long turn injury. Will be interesting to see where they feature given two of them were on the fringes of the first team before Injury.

     

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  3. 27 minutes ago, wilsoncgp said:

    All of those questions absolutely terrify me. Even in this hellhole of a time, the idea of going back to a time before I was born with only 5 things I have? Yikes. Hell no I ain't killing nobody for no amount of money. And that book idea is also terrifying, I would hope its the only copy and burn it as soon as I recognised it was my life.

    Also imagine knowing what's going to happen with the Boro for 44 years? Imagine having to relive Pulis?

    Red Button Push GIF by RTL 4

    @Changing Times when he finds the button.

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  4. Well, I didn’t see that coming!

    Carrick’s confounding crew ™ continue their weird season after completing the double over the soon-to-be champions Leicester. Boro, eh? Only our rabble could find a way to take 6 points off the league leaders and also fail to beat relegation fodder (Rotherham). God they’re annoying! Anyway, onto this week…..

    Middlesbrough V Plymouth

    Saturday 24th February 2024 3pm

    Riverside Stadium

    We welcome Plymouth to the Riverside on Saturday, who have had a difficult run following the appointment of their new manager. Winless in their last 5 games in all competitions (losing 4), Plymouth also have a dismal away record, winning just once away from home all season. Should be an easy win for us then after sweeping aside mighty Leicester, right? RIGHT?!?!

    Sweat Sweating GIF

    Here’s the highlights from the reverse fixture, a thrilling 3-3 draw. Cor, that Finn Azaz looks a good player in this vid! Wonder what happened to him?

     

    Important questions 2

    After you all survived the animal area last week, I’ve got some more hypothetical questions for you to tackle. Here goes:

    A supernatural being says they are sending you back to 1980. You can’t come back to the present. You can bring 5 things with you. What would you bring?

    There is a button that, when pressed, instantly kills a random person in the world but gives you £10,000. Pressing it again multiplies both numbers by 10. How many times are you willing to press the button?

    You find a book and begin to read only to discover that it is your life. You get to the point that you are at now. Do you turn the page knowing that you will not be able to change the events to come?

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  5. 5 minutes ago, wilsoncgp said:

    What's he done, like? I can't see anything below the original tweet because of Elon.

    The account has been posting positive stuff about him and retweeting critical comments about Sunderland/the owners/the fans. Problem is there are older tweets promoting the account as Beale's for one of his business ventures so the account is absolutely owned by him!

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  6. 21 minutes ago, MMC said:

    It really irrationally irritates me when Drury incorrectly commentate small moments in games. Regularly through a match he'll say a player has lost the ball despite the pass never making it to them, call tackles interceptions (or vice versa), say a player has lost control of the ball when he was never going to get close to it, etc.

    Happens multiple times per game and I can't abide it!

    Dury's commentary has annoyed me for ages. It's his pattern of speech. It's just not right for the job. He also has a touch of Partridge about him.

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