Tuns

Don't think I've ever seen greenwood have a good game. Scored one decent free kick and that's it

What did the piece of cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi

Jeez we are absolute tosh. I wrote the season off months ago but this is painful. No direction. No passion. We're in trouble. I'm looking at them 3 games in April, Hull away, Ipswich away and Leeds home. If we don't turn this around soon we're up *** creek without a paddle. Teams at the bottom are all finding a bit of form.

Stoke commentators talking absolute nonsense today like 🤣

Is rather play paddy centre back and move RVB to right back. Ayling looks like Bambi on ice

I've watched Stoke a few times recently and they've been truly awful. Along come Boro and we make them look half decent

*** team is gash. VDB and McGree are the only two who are decent.

Howson gets a pass from me though. I've seen him have decent games in a Boro shirt

Would love to see the stat for how many times barlaser has given away possession in and around our 18 yard box.

I'll have to take responsibility for this one I'm afraid. I went and broke my own rules and put Boro in my ACCA. Sorry about that. This is absolute dog turd

Team looks so disjointed. Playing an unusual amount of long balls for a Carrick team. No movement in their half. UTB. We'll nick this one

8/1 for the come back. Worth a cheeky tenna

What's happened to Hackney? Gone right of the boil

If we don't score here and Rotherham don't score either the game will end up as a draw

He is a frustrating player though. Plus it looks like his hair has been spray painted on