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  1. A..Coventry City v Luton Town H..Huddersfield Town v Sheffield Wednesday D..Millwall v Queens Park Rangers H..Stoke City v Cardiff City A..Swansea City v AFC Bournemouth H..Watford v Rotherham United WEDNESDAY 9TH DECEMBER H..Barnsley v Wycombe Wanderers H..Brentford v Derby County H..Bristol City v Blackburn Rovers H..Norwich City v Nottingham Forest A..Preston North End v Middlesbrough H..Reading v Birmingham City
  2. H..Brentford v Blackburn Rovers H..Bristol City v Birmingham City A..Coventry City v Rotherham United A..Huddersfield Town v Queens Park Rangers H..Millwall v Derby County H..Norwich City v Sheffield Wednesday H..Preston North End v Wycombe Wanderers A..Stoke City v Middlesbrough H..Swansea City v Luton Town H..Watford v Cardiff City
  3. D..Cardiff City v Huddersfield Town D..Birmingham City v Barnsley H..AFC Bournemouth v Preston North End A..Derby County v Coventry City A..Queens Park Rangers v Bristol City A..Rotherham United v Brentford WEDNESDAY 2ND DECEMBER D..Blackburn Rovers v Millwall A..Luton Town v Norwich City H..Middlesbrough v Swansea City A..Nottingham Forest v Watford A..Sheffield Wednesday v Reading A..Wycombe Wanderers v Stoke City
  4. A..Birmingham City v Millwall H..Blackburn Rovers v Barnsley A..Cardiff City v Luton Town D..Derby County v Wycombe Wanderers A..Huddersfield Town v Middlesbrough H..Norwich City v Coventry City A..Rotherham United v AFC Bournemouth A..Sheffield Wednesday v Stoke City H..Watford v Preston North End SUNDAY 29TH NOVEMBER A..Nottingham Forest v Swansea City
  5. D..Barnsley v Nottingham Forest D..Bristol City v Derby County D..Luton Town v Blackburn Rovers A..Middlesbrough v 0Norwich City H..Millwall v Cardiff City A..Preston North End v Sheffield Wednesday H..Queens Park Rangers v Watford A..Stoke City v Huddersfield Town H..Swansea City v Rotherham United A..Wycombe Wanderers v Brentford
  6. D..AFC Wimbledon v Wigan Athletic D..Bristol Rovers v Fleetwood Town D..Charlton Athletic v Rochdale A..Crewe Alexandra v Peterborough United H..Hull City v Burton Albion A..Lincoln City v Gillingham H..Northampton Town v Accrington Stanley A..Oxford United v Doncaster Rovers H..Shrewsbury Town v Swindon Town A..Sunderland v Milton Keynes Dons
  7. Yes I know I have a bye this week, but my lads have been crap so far this season so I am giving them a extra runout as punishment. 😄 A..Bristol City v Swansea City A..Cardiff City v Middlesbrough A..Coventry City v Blackburn Rovers H..Huddersfield Town v Preston North End H..Millwall v Barnsley H..Norwich City v Wycombe Wanderers D..Queens Park Rangers v Birmingham City H..Reading v Rotherham United A..Sheffield Wednesday v Luton Town H..Stoke City v Brentford
  8. Just helping the Old Man out. Only 2 days left on this one, so get your skates on and get those predictions in. Its a 7.45pm kick off but the deadline is 7pm. Tuesday Oct 20th and Wednesday Oct 21st - 7PM
  9. TUES.. 20TH OCTOBER H..Bristol City v Middlesbrough A..Coventry City v Swansea City H..Huddersfield Town v Derby County D..Millwall v Luton Town D..Norwich City v Birmingham City H..Nottingham Forest v Rotherham United H..Reading v Wycombe Wanderers WED.. 21ST OCTOBER D..Queens Park Rangers v Preston North End D..Cardiff City v AFC Bournemouth H..Sheffield Wednesday v Brentford H..Watford v Blackburn Rovers H..Stoke City v Barnsley
  10. A wife complained to her husband that she wanted bigger boobs. "Wipe toilet paper down your cleavage every day" says he. "Will that work?" queried the wife. "Well it's certainly worked on your fat ***" 😲
  11. Nope Kansas City is definitely not for me.
  12. A young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the chap who'd had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a club. He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves. "You lying ***!" she shouts," last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!" "No," he says, "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
  13. Old Yorkshire couple in heaven The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’ The old man a typical Yorkshire lad asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’ The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.. ‘What are the greens fees?,’ grumbled the old man. ‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’ Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. ‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’ The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. ‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,’ he asked. That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’ The old man pushed, ‘No gym to work out at?’ ‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer. ‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’ ‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’ The old man glared at his wife and said, ‘You and your ****ing bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!!.
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