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  1. He hasn't done anything different because he can't except possibly training them in a different way to Woodgate and giving them different idea's (which are obviously not working). My granny would say "You cannot make a silk purse from a sow's ear", and that team is shhitte and needs a complete revamp. Anyways I reckon the only reason Boro are plummeting down the leagues is because of that bleeding commentator, what a jinx he as been. Since Ali passed Boro have been crap and until we actually get a replacement that is more bothered about the Boro team than the opposition and of course that speaks better frigging English than that plonker with his "spanking this and spanking that". The guy really does my head in. Does he actually know what a spanking is, my old man would show him if he was alive today and it ain't kicking a ball up field I can tell yer. Get rid of the commentator sign a new batch of players and Boro's game will improve I betcha.
  2. It was such a bad game that The Riverside emptied 90 minutes before the end.
  3. Both Johnson and Saville are the weak links today like a pair of girls blouses.
  4. I would love to see it but I don't believe that will ever happen whilst Gibson is signing the cheques. Think he as tried it but it never worked out when he had personal problems a few years back. He really needs to get it into his mind that business men can only run so much of a football club, but not all of it. Some one has to have knowledge of football and buying and selling and also talking to the manger and getting his thoughts and fancies on players. Now that would be a first wouldn't it.
  5. Have not got the faintest on what the team will be mainly because I washed my hands of anything to do with the club whilst Woodgate ruled. Now I can see a glimpse at the end of the tunnel and I do believe Warnock will do a good job for the club. I am confident today that we will win,which is a first in a long while. I have even selected my 20th Anniversary shirt that Mark Viduka wore and signed the night he scored against Man Utd at Trafford. Wearing it with pride Come On Boro and get stuck in. 3-1 to Boro
  6. I think you will find like many others George is disheartened by the club itself and the idea of playing now is worthless for his future. He did a great job on his day ."Love the old yeller comparison by the way". 🙂
  7. Maybe the answer is stop giving central defenders the Boro managers job. Apart from AK who to his credit had a Spanish approach on the game Robson McClaren all three have given us some great times. The latter 2 being midfielders before they became managers so they had a more attacking mind set. Pulis/Mogga/Monk/Woogate all central defenders and most do not have a clue how to train for attacking football apart from Mogga who in his favour when he arrived at Boro we were in sh*t street with hardly two penny's to rub together. But he still made some very good signings on the cheap. My idea for the next manager after Warnock would be some one who has midfield experience from his playing days.
  8. Teaboy or orange cutter for half times. He should excel at that and the only way is up afterwards, possibly a budding England manager of the future. You only have to look at Gareth to see the possibilities.
  9. I knew he was out as soon as I saw the gate numbers against Swansea. 🤣 I am so happy but typical Gibson may well have waited to long,he should have made the change 2 months ago so Warnock could have looked at some of the problems in the lockdown.
  10. The World Organisation has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus,and theres no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.. W.H.O let the dogs out. ++++++++ I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of Coronavirus. She said ammonia cleaner. I said sorry I thought you worked here. ++++++++ The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well,I'm pretty good,but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet." +++++++++
  11. A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?" ++++++++++ Once, there was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he would be on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds were in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course. An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing." God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup 250 yards away. A picture-perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, "I beg your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him." God smiled. "Think about it-who can he tell?" ++++++++++ The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". +++++++++ A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far." +++++++++
  12. In my best Essex accent "Wotever Alan" I know you have to do your job and a bloody good job you do.(Unpaid as well.) Keeping plonkers like me on the straight and narrow. I still luv ya mate. 🤣
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