Tom 2,492 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 "Hey Britt!" "Yo, Rudy!" "Wanna play a game?" "I don't like games :dodgy: " "You'll like this one!" "Is it ANOTHER stupid target practice game?" "No! In fact it's just the opposite, it's...DRAWING BLANKS!!!" Yes, Drawing Blanks!™, the new game from PulisCo that is sweeping the Teesside area. It's fun for almost nobody, and the prize is nothing, but is it popular? You bet it is! Up to 11 can play at a time!*, and it's a race against the clock to do as little as possible in 90 minutes to score! Let's hear from some satisfied customers: "I've discovered that if you spend as much time away from the target as possible, Drawing Blanks!™ is a doddle!" - Patrick B, Yarm "Watching people play Drawing Blanks!™ is almost as much fun as playing yourself!" - Lewis B, Hurworth "Not really a fan, to be honest, I don't think I'll be playing anymore" - Martin B, Bordeaux "I'm pretty sure this is a rip off of my idea. You'll be hearing from my lawyers" - Aitor K, Nottingham So, next time your friends appear to be having too much fun, get them Drawing Blanks!™ Please complete our customer survey below: Do we change anything? Do any new signings go straight in? Britt or Rudy? What now for Baker? Are there any really obvious puns I've missed? *Only a maximum of 2 can access the box at any one time Link to post Share on other sites
the_littlest_hobo 3 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Only suitable for use at home though. Link to post Share on other sites
BillyWoofs_shinpad 1,884 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Great opening post, Tom. Link to post Share on other sites
teapot 4 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Do we change anything? Yes Do any new signings go straight in? Depends how fit they are. But probably not. Britt or Rudy? Bamford. What now for Baker? Probably back to Chelsea. Link to post Share on other sites
2plus2 290 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Love this :D Link to post Share on other sites
Borodane 6,246 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Great post Tom. It's not going to happen but I'd go 4-4-2 here. ----------------Randolph------------------ Shotton---Gibson---Ayala---Friend Traore-Howson-Clayton-Downing ------------Gestede----Britt-------------- Realistically we will probably see the same as against Wednesday but with Gestede for Britt and Bamford still horribly misplaced on the wing. It's the second bird team we are up against in 5 days, so let's hope our hunters have live ammunition in their riffles this time around. Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 2,492 Posted February 1, 2018 Author Share Posted February 1, 2018 It's the second bird team we are up against in 5 days, so let's hope our hunters have live ammunition in their riffles this time around. Third in 8 days, with the Segulls last weekend too! Link to post Share on other sites
the_littlest_hobo 3 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Great post Tom. It's not going to happen but I'd go 4-4-2 here. ----------------Randolph------------------ Shotton---Gibson---Ayala---Friend Traore-Howson-Clayton-Downing ------------Gestede----Britt-------------- Realistically we will probably see the same as against Wednesday but with Gestede for Britt and Bamford still horribly misplaced on the wing. It's the second bird team we are up against in 5 days, so let's hope our hunters have live ammunition in their riffles this time around. Gestede has to play. Britt on the bench. Bamford not even in the squad. Same formation as Tuesday night. ==============RANDOLPH================ ======================================= SHOTT====AYALA======GIBBO=======FRIEND ======================================= ==========LEADS====HOWSON============ TRAORE========================HARRISON ==============DOWNING================ ======================================= ==============GESTEDE================= Link to post Share on other sites
BearSmog 1,382 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 It's the second bird team we are up against in 5 days, so let's hope our hunters have live ammunition in their riffles this time around. Third in 8 days, with the Segulls last weekend too! Got the bluebirds coming up in a couple of weeks too.. Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernSmoggie 4,223 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Great opener :D Do we change anything? - I'm not sure we do away from home when teams come onto us a bit and we can counter... QPR was great, Preston was good second half - six goals, six points. Its when teams come to the Riverside to defend I would like us to have two up top Do any new signings go straight in? - Depends if Besic and/or Harrison are match fit. Would like to see them both but neither have played much football recently Britt or Rudy? - If we're playing 4-2-3-1 it has to be Rudy. At home I would like to see us play two up top but being more conservative suits us away What now for Baker? - Doesn't seem to naturally fit into Pulis's team... but I don't understand why he's still here if he's not going to play. So maybe we will see him get a chance. Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 2,492 Posted February 1, 2018 Author Share Posted February 1, 2018 What now for Baker? Probably back to Chelsea. Can't go back til the summer. Link to post Share on other sites
BearSmog 1,382 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Do we change anything? Not too much in terms of personnel.. Think we just need to give our forwards a cuddle. Do any new signings go straight in? Depending on fitness Harrison would go straight in for me.. Besic on the bench Britt or Rudy? Britt What now for Baker? In and around the squad.. Genuinely think he has a part to play at back up for Downing Are there any really obvious puns I've missed? Probably not punmaster Randolph Shotton Ayala Gibson Friend Leadbitter Howson Traore Downing Harrison Britt Dimi, Cranie, Besic, Clayton, Bamford, Baker, Gestede Head prediction 0-0, won't concede but forwards lacking confidence. Heart prediction 1-0 Boro, Britt back on the goal trail. Link to post Share on other sites
JMC91 280 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 excellent sequel to Garry Monk's Magic Gel™ Link to post Share on other sites
Rioch's Braves 711 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Play Gestede and hopefully he can hold the ball up for erm ,erm hold on a second nope sorry can't think of anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
tylergomez 53 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Another great MDT. I think he is likely to start the same team. Will be interesting to see if any of the new lads make the 18. Link to post Share on other sites
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