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Dan's Summer Transfer Thread. Aka: " Post Mortem Time""


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8 minutes ago, MMC said:

Anyone else reckon Van Bergen looks a bit like Mark Wahlberg's malnourished son?

He looks like the scrawny scrotes that hang around outside Asda pulling wheelies on their bikes and begging for a light.  

You're in your 20s ffs, GET A JOB!!!

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Offer has been accepted bauser has had his critics but he has pulled masterstrokes on both of these.  Now over to you Leo!  Payero small issues look sorted should be an announcement tomorrow or f

Gibson doing a Gibson. Having another punt, pushing for Bolasie, this Argentinian and money available for a couple more. (Not a lot though) Spence going for £5m

Not been keeping up but Sporar should be sorted by Tuesday 

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11 minutes ago, Changing Times said:

Let's not give the club any ideas eh?  Can just see the 'Neil Bausor in the United States to try and finalise deadline day move for Mark Wahlberg's malnourished son' stories now.  And the meltdown when we miss out on him as well 🤦‍♂️

Knowing our recruitment team, they'd probably get confused and try to sign Ryan Reynolds from Wrexham.

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27 minutes ago, Changing Times said:

Let's not give the club any ideas eh?  Can just see the 'Neil Bausor in the United States to try and finalise deadline day move for Mark Wahlberg's malnourished son' stories now.  And the meltdown when we miss out on him as well 🤦‍♂️

As long as he signs the Funky Bunch too. Now that’s a back line I could get behind. 🤘

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If Bausor goes to the States to try finalise a deal for Mark Wahlberg, that might reignite a bit of optimism for the coming season. 

I think he could do a job for us, *** MVB, he can choose France instead. Up to him if he wants to miss out. We could sign Bruce Willis as striker too. He'll have defences terrified. 

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5 minutes ago, SmogDane said:

I have been away for a week. Can someone please summarize the most important ins and outs + solid rumours?

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Sporar still expected to sign as long as a Portuguese tax issue is sorted.

We may have been beaten to the punch with Van Bergen by Stade de Reims as he'd understandably prefer to play against Messi in the French top flight over Aden Flint in the English 2nd division.

We're allegedly after Jean-Luc Dompé, a winger at Zulte Waregem in Belgium and have apparently had a €2m bid rejected.

Akpom has went back to PAOK in Greece on loan.

Bolasie is going to Turkey.

Not much else has happened.

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2 minutes ago, SmogDane said:

I have been away for a week. Can someone please summarize the most important ins and outs + solid rumours?

Cheers

Akpom has returned to PAOK on loan. We reportedly rejected a 2 million euros bid from Galatasaray for him.

Van Bergen deal has been hijacked by Reims in Ligue 1.

We had a £2m bid rejected for Jean-Luc Dompe from Zulte Wargem in Jupiler Pro League (Belgium).

Sporar deal has hit some issues related to wages or tax. According to @Lurker we tried to re-negotiate terms after agreeing them with Sporting Lisbon but it's expected to go through and he will join up with us after the break.

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