TeaCider's Summer Transfer Thread 2022 - AKA: Still Going For Just a Little Luongo

[SzilardNemethsCurtains 2,844]

33 minutes ago, Will said:

To train for us he'd need a work permit, whilst I'm pretty confident he'd get one, the processing of that wouldn't happen on a Sunday and takes longer than 1 day. 

That was the most implausible bit to be fair but could he unofficially train?

[Will 2,958]

1 minute ago, Crackers said:

I know I was joking lad 👀

Would've been clear had you used the internationally recognised emoji for joking.

[LinoJo3 3,191]

2 minutes ago, Bristol_Boro said:

I'm led to believe that there have been some some advance negotiations at Fulham today on a forward which should in turn free up Muniz

Is it kluivert?

[Smoggydownsouth 1,621]

1 minute ago, Crackers said:

I should have probably stuck that on there, then my sarcasm would have shone through.

Crackers so i havent been here for a long time... are you now the most ITK on this thread?

[Bristol_Boro 122]

1 minute ago, LinoJo3 said:

Is it kluivert?

I will find out I just got a message to say negotiations on a forward had advanced. As that's the only one that they have been linked to recently I would think so. They are pretty confident of getting Barkley before Everton as well!! 

[Denzel Zanzibar 6,972]

Just now, Smoggydownsouth said:

Crackers so i havent been here for a long time... are you now the most ITK on this thread?

He's not even the most ITK in his own head

[RealSlimSladeyy 769]

1 minute ago, Smoggydownsouth said:

Crackers so i havent been here for a long time... are you now the most ITK on this thread?

Yes he is

[Alves car salesman 152]

Anything of note actually happened today?!?

[Smoggydownsouth 1,621]

1 minute ago, Crackers said:

Easily smoggy. I’ll give you a name we have been looking at, Middle Eastern striker with the longest name ever heard 👀

 

 Abu al-Hassan al-Hashemi al-Quraishi

Very interesting.. thank you for the info... guess he fits in the current recruitment policy signed off by SG , NB , KS , CW over the summer then? 

[Duvel 2,446]

Just now, Alves car salesman said:

Anything of note actually happened today?!?

No just the usual people making stuff up. 

[TeaCider24 12,642]

1 minute ago, Alves car salesman said:

Anything of note actually happened today?!?

Coburn wasn't in the training video.

We had a bid of £5m rejected for Jacob Greaves.

Nothing else.

[Dynamo Kev 1,558]

17 minutes ago, AllBoro10 said:

18 year old Chukwumeka signing for Chelsea for 15mil plus add on after just a handful of first team experiences. I will say it again. We did terribly with Spence and Tavernier deals.

yes but that was from a premier league club. who didnt have to sell because they are rich. champo clubs need the money and players like tav will prove a bargain in the long run. were that lad might be trash. but champo teams will still likely want to buy him for 5/6 mill just because he comes from chelsea. 

[macapes 1,919]

2 minutes ago, Alves car salesman said:

Anything of note actually happened today?!?

Not yet but we're all on tenterhooks awaiting Crackers claim of a Brazilian related announcement today.

[boksicdink 1,942]

2 minutes ago, Alves car salesman said:

Anything of note actually happened today?!?

No - just another day of the Crackers sideshow basically

[Smoggydownsouth 1,621]

Just now, Crackers said:

You should check out his highlights reel on YouTube smoggy 

Oh i know who he is and find your humour somewhat disturbing like your inaccurate spew you have poured into this forum. I respect the likes of Digger who put his head on the chopping block etc. 

What is your actual aim on this forum? Because your comedy value is certainly not an aim your fulfilling?