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Here we are again... 6 wins in a row. That means another guest author for my Matchday Thread. Today I'd like you all to welcome.. none other than... David Brent

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Introduction

Right. Here we go then.

Monday night. Eight o’clock. Top of the table clash away at Coventry City. Cameras on. Floodlights. Big atmosphere. Big moment. The sort of game that separates the men from the boys — or, if you like, the lions from the gazelles. And we’re very much lions at the moment.

Some teams get nervous when they’re top. Start hiding. Not us. We lean into it. Chest out. Smile on the face. Like, “Yeah, we know.”

Pressure? That’s just another word for expectation. And expectation is good. I thrive on it. Always have.

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Last Time Out: Sheffield United Away (2–1 Win)

Let’s rewind to Sheffield United away. Difficult place to go. Proper football club. Proper fans. All very gritty.

First half? Superb. Exactly how you draw it up on a flip chart. Tommy Conway scores — lovely finish — and then Riley McGree makes it two. Calm. Professional. Like a team that’s rehearsed this.

Second half gets a bit squeaky. Patrick Bamford pulls one back — former player, always the way, isn’t it? Like bumping into your ex when you’re doing well.

But we manage it. See it out. Show character. And when the final whistle goes… top of the league.

Top. Of. The. League.

Not bragging. Just facts.

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Top of the League: Let’s Talk About It (Briefly, But Enthusiastically)

Now, I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying… we’re top of the league with fifteen games to go.

After Coventry, the fixtures look favourable. Very favourable. Some might say handy. Others would say destined. I’m not saying that — but I’ve heard it said.

Could we do it?

Could we return to the promised land? The Premier League? Big grounds. Big nights. Decent catering.

You’ve got to believe. That’s half of it. The other half is talent. And we’ve got both.

It’s exciting. I’m excited. You’re excited. Let’s not pretend we’re not.

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Talking Points

1. How Do We Line Up?

Classic question.

Do you change a winning team? Or do you say, “If it’s working, why fiddle?”

Because fiddling can be dangerous. I’ve seen it.

No changes? Same XI? Same message?

Or one tweak that makes you look like a visionary genius afterwards?

2. Is There Anything Hayden Hackney Can’t Do?

Serious question.

Controls midfield. Drives us forward. Scores wonder goals. Calm under pressure.

At this point, you’d trust him with your PIN number.

So — is there anything Hayden Hackney can’t do?

And if not… are we allowed to be suspicious?

3. Who Would You “Send to Coventry”?

Old phrase. Means freezing someone out. Ignoring them. Very effective.

So tonight — who’s getting sent to Coventry?

A key opposition player?

A doubter?

Or that bloke who said we’d “drop off by Christmas”?

Name names. Go on.

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Score Prediction

Right. Big finish.

What’s your score prediction tonight?

Confident win? Gritty draw? Narrow victory that has you pacing the room?

Put them in. No pressure.

Because remember…

We’re top of the league.

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    Hellberg fever in Sweden The swedish tv gonna have a studio for this game First time they do that for a championship game..

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    I want to say good luck tonight but I'd be lying However I hope after this evenings game we both win all our remaining matches All season I've wanted an us and you top 2

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    These Monday night games aren't doing much for my productivity. Can't get much work done when I'm pacing around the room and shadowboxing.

4-0 to the boro

fat frank we coming for you beeyatch

Same team unless changes are forced.

We gave them a good game before Hellball arrived, and our trajectories since have been very different.

Fully expect this Boro team to turn up fully fired up and try to make a statement. The belief and character is clear to see in this squad.

Big win, 3-0, going up as champions.

Edited by LincsBORO88

0-3 defeat

Mass exodus on 67 minutes when Conway gets the 3rd

If we get thumped 0-4, and fail to beat West Brom - surely Lampard has to go?

fully expect this will be the outcome btw

It's not this game that concerns me, it's some of the away games we have coming up. Even bloody Swansea are suddenly finding form.

Despite what people on here think, our home form won't be enough.

Whatever happens, bring 2 fringe/academy players on in added time and smash Hackney & friends into the stands.

fingerscrossed said: Can’t remember the last time I felt more pessimistic about a home game. I don’t think Boro will even have to break sweat to beat us. 2 or 3 nil to them.

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fingerscrossed said: As I said to my wife last night, this is going to take more than fingers

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15 minutes ago, LincsBORO88 said:

Same team unless changes are forced.

We gave them a good game before Hellball arrived, and our trajectories since have been very different.

Fully expect this Boro team to turn up fully fired up and try to make a statement. The belief and character is clear to see in this squad.

Big win, 3-0, going up as champions.

Funnily enough our last game Vs them is generally when they consider their form to have started tanking

Hellberg fever in Sweden

The swedish tv gonna have a studio for this game

First time they do that for a championship game..

Time to make a BIG statement, 5 points clear, though if we avoid defeat I'll be happy enough.

another away win, 0-2, Hackney & Whittacker

Can tell there's plenty of anticipation for this one when the threads up this early!

I'll take any points we can get here, but fully believe Hellberg's Heroes (TM) have what it takes to end our Coventry hoodoo.

I feel like we’d have to produce a similar performance to the first half last night, hopefully their midfield is still all over the place.

The good part is I think they will be more open than sheff utd with less effective pressing. The bad part is I think they will attack better than sheff Utd and have better all round players going forward.

I wouldn’t be against going 3 at the back bringing fry in to deal with their height and threat from crosses.

I’d take a draw here. But if you can beat Coventry here that is a massive statement. People talk about the pressure when you are top, but we’ll be putting a lot of pressure on Ipswich and Coventry to keep up

feels like its going to be something crazy rather than just a 2-0 home/away win. to much riding on it for a regular result. cov mind completely fold on us for once. 4-0 at half time would be so sweat. though i get a feeling they will probably score with every shot. its been that way against them for years.

Just now, BoroJake said:

I’d take a draw here. But if you can beat Coventry here that is a massive statement. People talk about the pressure when you are top, but we’ll be putting a lot of pressure on Ipswich and Coventry to keep up

There's a huge amount of pressure on Coventry at the minute. They've fallen off a cliff and they're under pressure not to fall off another cliff... 👀

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1 minute ago, Humpty said:

There's a huge amount of pressure on Coventry at the minute. They've fallen off a cliff and they're under pressure not to fall off another cliff... 👀

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