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I walked into a butchers shop the other day, and he said to me "I bet you £10 you can't reach those two pieces of meat up there" I said to him "I'm not going to take that bet"

"Why not" he replied

"Because the steaks are too high"

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I went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realised I’d only picked seven up

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Thought I saw the first ever scouser super hero today, he was running down our street wearing a cape.

Turns out he hadn't paid for his haircut .

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Dad speaking to baby ''Say Dada''

Baby '' Mumma''

Dad '' No, say Dada''

Baby ''Mumma''

Dad ''Oh F*ck''

Baby ''F*ck''

At that point Mum comes in from work and says to the baby
'Hello sweetheart''

Baby ''F*ck''

Mum ''Oh my God, who taught you that word?''

Baby ''Dada''

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