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My granddad was found dead in his kitchen wearing a corset, stockings, suspenders, and with a cable around his neck from what looked like a botched asphyxiation session.

(His friends actually found him wearing a Newcastle Utd shirt, but they changed him into this other stuff to lessen the embarrassment).

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