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I've decided to make a thread for all things related to Boro that aren't new thread worthy, but don't have anywhere else to go. So if there's anything mildly interesting or humorous, this is where it can live :D


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Great quote from Kevin Blackwell in the Athletic today 🤣🤣🤣

It's my birthday today, meant to be my 30th but I've refused to allow that in current circumstances of not being able to celebrate it. I usually get my age on the back of one of my shirts so I re

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You must have been mortal Humpty to say that to Gavin!

 

I said something similar to Josh Walker in Embrace in Sheffield, he was on loan at Rotherham. I told him that Strachan didn't know his head from his *** letting him leave on loan... He bought me a drink...a K2 for £1.50...cheers Josh, I'm sure you could have at least pushed out for a VK!

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Just to repeat, i had an all you drink band on ;)

 

Whilst standing next to Stewy Downing at the urinals, i told him i liked his salmon coloured v neck jumper.

 

(I didn't look at his willy)


Had a dance off with Robbie Elliot in the Sea nightclub Newcastle once.

 

(Not strictly 'Other Boro stuff' but i thought it was apt)

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Isn't haroun of morrocan descendant so hes probably smoked shish pipes since age 3


My top 3 boro happenings

 

1. Frank Quedrue hitting on my mother in kudos now (Aruba) in Redcar.

 

2. High five with George boeteng in a strip club in Southampton called (for your eyes only)

 

3. A beer with mark schwarzer at Gatwick

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