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"Jelle can I have a word"

"yes Mr Bausor"

"that's not me!"

 

What do you mean, what do you mean?

Yeah, Skepta

One line flows yeah I got some of those

You get me Jamie? Easy

Nah!

 

Nah, that's not me

Act like a wasteman? That's not me

Sex any girl? Nah that's not me

Lips any girl? Nah that's not me

Yeah, I used to wear Gucci

Put it all in the bin cause that's not me

True, I used to look like you

But dressing like a mess? Nah, that's not me

 

It's the return of the mack

I'm still alive just like 2Pac

Girls in the front row, girls in the back

Spit one lyric everybody's like brap

Flashback to the cold nights in the trap

Now I'm in a new whip counting the big stack

Yellow-gold chains and the diamonds are black

Jack me? Nah you don't wanna do that

Anytime you see me wearing a glove

Boy Better Know I ain't coming to fight like Jet Li

Spray this till the clip is empty

I know you get what I'm saying, get me?

Love for the Gs in the ends

We don't love no girls in the ends

Last time I fell in love with a sket

But trust me, I will never do that again

 

Nah, that's not me

Act like a wasteman? That's not me

Sex any girl? Nah that's not me

Lips any girl? Nah that's not me

Yeah, I used to wear Luis Vuitton

Put it all in the bin cause that's not me

True, I used to look like you

But dressing like a mess? Nah, that's not me

 

See me, I come from the roads

*** wanna try and put Skepta on hold

But no, badboy I've been one of those

Wake up call, you will get one of those

One to the eyeball, one to the nose

I don't really care about your postcode

Take your girl, no dinner no rose

Two minutes in my bedroom, no clothes

Girls everywhere, girls in the club

Looking at me, tryna make a black man blush

Girls on the high street, girls on the bus

But these niggas wanna hang around us, that's us

I don't wanna see a Stone Island, cuz

Man talk ***, I just smile and flush

I'm looking for a girl with an X factor

But I don't judge like Simon does

 

From day one I said I was serious

Then Serious hit the jackpot

People ask what music I make

Turn the volume up, cause that's what

I don't wear no bait designer brands

I spit deep bars in my black top

You'll never see me smoking a cigarette

Cah cigarette smoker that's not me

Nah, that's not me

Nah, that's not

When I'm on the mic in a rave

I got the whole crowd bubbling like a crack pot

See me and Skepta in a video, with a nostalgic backdrop

There'll never be a day when I don't make music

Cause silent? Nah that's not me

 

Nah, that's not me

Act like a wasteman? That's not me

Sex any girl? Nah that's not me

Lips any girl? Nah that's not me

Yeah, I used to wear Gucci

Put it all in the bin cause that's not me

True, I used to look like you

But dressing like a mess? Nah, that's not me

 

Nah, that's not me

Act like a wasteman? That's not me

Sex any girl? Nah that's not me

Lips any girl? Nah that's not me

Yeah, I used to wear Gucci

Put it all in the bin cause that's not me

True, I used to look like you

But dressing like a mess? Nah, that's not me

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I heard that the delay is because the lady that sends the faxes on behalf of Bausor was talking to Gorgeous George about obtaining a read receipt for his contract papers when Jelle walked in with his finalising documentation to get sent off.

 

It all got a bit much for the poor girl and she's now in a stable condition in hospital...

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AV's blog:

 

http://untypicalboro.wordpress.com/2014/09/01/deadline-day-live/

 

"Have you got the Jelle wobbles yet? Are you concocting dark theories as to the wait? My guess is that everything is agreed in broad terms but now the agent is haggling over the party-of-the-third-part minutae while Vossen is checking out the millionaire housing out the back of the golf-course. Handy for work if nothing else.

 

So what could they be arguing over if everything is agreed? The exchange rate? Bonuses? Relocation expenses? The best car parking slot at the training ground? Probably all of those and more. It is usually money though. Vossen is said to be on 1 million Euro a year at Genk, which is about £790,000 in real money. Or a miserly £15,000 a week. How does he manage. The suggestions in Belgium were that Boro will raise that to 1.5m Euros this year (£22,000 per week) and 1.75m (£26,5000 a week) if the permanent deal is activated. Those sums are high enough to worry about getting your man to check the figures carefully.

 

So, go and make a brew. The man has his calculator out. He may be some time."

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Middlesbrough FC ‏@Boro 51s

BREAKING: The club have completed the signing of Belgian international Jelle Vossen on a season-long loan subject to clearance. #DeadlineDay

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