Aarfy_Aardvark 38 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Best thing about Crystal Maze were the early days 3D special effects. It looked like something a CAD student would drum up. A bit similar to the Krypton Factor with its bizarre plastic-looking K logo that span and flashed around the screen. You just know they were fannying around in the editing suite and wanting something that looked 'futuristic'... I miss 90's TV. Not much is made these days of a sales manager from Crewe attempting to land a Boeing 747 at Prestwick in a force 9 gale. I'd like to see somebody do that on Britain's Got Talent. Link to post Share on other sites
misterweed 24 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Are you at uni in Norwich? Do you have a big beard? Do you play jazz guitar? Do you have a penchant for Rum? If so, I may well be. I have never been to Norwich I have the big beard My jazz guitar is awful I am tee total Billywoof.. You are not my father Looks like I'll just have to continue my search for my long lost son. Does anyone on here have a tattoo of Valpataiso on their left arm? I am your long lost son and have fallen on hard times Dad ..... any chance of a small loan ? Link to post Share on other sites
Borodane 6,301 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Are you at uni in Norwich? Do you have a big beard? Do you play jazz guitar? Do you have a penchant for Rum? If so, I may well be. I have never been to Norwich I have the big beard My jazz guitar is awful I am tee total Billywoof.. You are not my father Looks like I'll just have to continue my search for my long lost son. Does anyone on here have a tattoo of Valpataiso on their left arm? I am your long lost son and have fallen on hard times Dad ..... any chance of a small loan ? Why not ask him for a season ticket? Link to post Share on other sites
EliMFC 4 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Are you at uni in Norwich? Do you have a big beard? Do you play jazz guitar? Do you have a penchant for Rum? If so, I may well be. I have never been to Norwich I have the big beard My jazz guitar is awful I am tee total Billywoof.. You are not my father Looks like I'll just have to continue my search for my long lost son. Does anyone on here have a tattoo of Valpataiso on their left arm? I am your long lost son and have fallen on hard times Dad ..... any chance of a small loan ? Why not ask him for a season ticket? Touchy subject Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 2,492 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I heard Richard O'Brien was once caught 'pleasuring himself' in the Aztec zone between takes. I've got no proof though. I have less trouble believing that than anything from the 'ITK' lot in the transfer rumours thread. Link to post Share on other sites
BillyWoofs_shinpad 1,884 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Are you at uni in Norwich? Do you have a big beard? Do you play jazz guitar? Do you have a penchant for Rum? If so, I may well be. I have never been to Norwich I have the big beard My jazz guitar is awful I am tee total Billywoof.. You are not my father Looks like I'll just have to continue my search for my long lost son. Does anyone on here have a tattoo of Valpataiso on their left arm? I am your long lost son and have fallen on hard times Dad ..... any chance of a small loan ? No chance son, you still owe me the £170 that I lent you in 2007, I'm pretty sure that's the reason you haven't been in touch. I'm not made of money you know. Link to post Share on other sites
BoroG 7 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Richard O'Brien used to drink in my local. Loved a lock-in. Link to post Share on other sites
Denzel Zanzibar 6,972 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Richard O'Brien used to drink in my local. Loved a lock-in. Boom boom! Link to post Share on other sites
CurtisFleming 86 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Richard O'Brien used to drink in my local. Loved a lock-in. Link to post Share on other sites
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