boro-unger 4,471 17.7k Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 [align=center]Details [/align] Teams – Liverpool v Middlesbrough Location – Anne’s Field. Nice of her to let them use it! Competition – The Premier League. Just about Date – Sun 21st May 2017 Kick off – 15:00 Introduction The Last Games Boro: Boro 1 – 2 Southampton Nathan Redmond scored a lovely Han-Solo effort to put a relaxed Southampton two up against the struggling Boro. “Great shot kid, that was one in a million” said his manager. Middlesbrough conceded a second penalty in as many home games. The previous one coming when Manchester City’s Sane fell theatrically to the floor. Then, it was as if thousands of voices cried out in anger and were suddenly silenced... Luckily Shane Long is a scruffy nerfherder and he missed this time. Bamford did get a consolation goal from a whipped in Carrie Fischer corner. Great Kid, Don’t get cocky! Liverpool: West Ham 0 – 4 Liverpool The 4’s is strong with this one... Graph Availability News Boro: :( - ‘It’s a Trap!’ yelled Gaston Ramirez as his teammates slammed the cupboard door shut and locked it from the outside… “You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the opposition, not join them” they shouted in disgust. :( - Victor Valdes will likely miss the game due to an ongoing injury Liverpool: :( - Sadio Mane could be out with a knee injury :( - Firminho is unlikely to play Form (League only - most recent last) Boro: LLWDLL Liverpool: WWLWDW (incidentally, these are the noises you make if you pretend you’re attacking people with a lightsabre...) The View From The Other Side taken from: http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/390027-LIVERPOOL-FC-vs-Middlesborough-SUN-21st-May-15-00-ANFIELD “In all honesty though, if we can't beat a Championship side at home, we don't deserve Champions League.” “Boro are dreadful. Their position on the table flatters them immensely. We just gotta get in their faces and discourage them from even attempting to play. We can't be complacent.” The Un(ger)-Official Match Preview You can’t win Liverpool. Strike us down and we will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine... Talking Points - After Steve Gibson’s admission that Middlesbrough had made Alderaan decisions this season, will the emperor strike back next season? Or will Middlesbrough fall down the great pit of Carkoon? - When you walk through a storm, do you hold your head up high? Or do you cower under a brolly like a normal person? - Did you enjoy our brief R2D2our via the Premier League? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 2,933 8.7k Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 This thread deserves better than our team. +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Zanzibar 7,740 14.9k Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 I hate Star Wars. 2-0 to Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boro-unger 4,471 17.7k Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 I hate Star Wars. 2-0 to Liverpool. Fear is the path to the dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uwe 3,557 10.6k Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 I hate Star Wars. 2-0 to Liverpool. Fear is the path to the dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering... Suffering leads to......... The Boro!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borodane 7,456 27.1k Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Enjoyed that immensely. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MowbraysMoustache 12 135 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Great thread. “Boro are dreadful. Their position on the table flatters them immensely. We just gotta get in their faces and discourage them from even attempting to play. We can't be complacent.” Dont really get that bit from the scouser? We're second bottom and relegated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikerman 1,400 2.4k Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Great thread Unger, probably going to be more enjoyable that the match itself. I expect Liverpool to win this at a canter, which at least will be a boot up the proverbial for ***nal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betamaxman 14 2.6k Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Great thread. “Boro are dreadful. Their position on the table flatters them immensely. We just gotta get in their faces and discourage them from even attempting to play. We can't be complacent.” Dont really get that bit from the scouser? We're second bottom and relegated? Maybe he thinks we should have been bottom, and shouldn't have more than 20 points?! It's a view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betamaxman 14 2.6k Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Great thread Unger, probably going to be more enjoyable that the match itself. I expect Liverpool to win this at a canter, which at least will be a boot up the proverbial for ***nal. Yeah - loved the M.D.T. Very good work boro-unger. I found the graph particularly amusing (and true)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeySmog 109 1.1k Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Great MDT Boro Unger, will probably be the most entertaining part of the whole match experience from our perspective. Fully expect the scousers to cuff us 3 or 4. And joy of joy, it is my turn to drive my Scouse mucker into work next week, can't wait :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juninho9 36 1.2k Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 This one and your Hull choose your own adventure threads have been the best things to come out of this season. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldManGravz 2,128 6.1k Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Great thread. “Boro are dreadful. Their position on the table flatters them immensely. We just gotta get in their faces and discourage them from even attempting to play. We can't be complacent.” Dont really get that bit from the scouser? We're second bottom and relegated? Thought it was pretty funny myself, even if it is a joke at our expense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boro-unger 4,471 17.7k Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 Thanks all. I hope the introduction video worked for some people. I tried embedding it in the post, but the forum was having none of it! Also, because it contained copyrighted material, youtube said it might not work on mobile devices! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphex_Boro 1,725 6.6k Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 The video is quality haha, good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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