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Boro v Luton Town (A) 3-3 (Fletcher, Assombalonga, Wing)


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Settle down children and I'll begin...   Twas the night before Luton, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mejias. A blank kit was packed by the kit

Would you prefer to go back to 11 men behind the ball at all times?   Honestly, I don’t get some fans on here. Complain game after game last season about the negativity. Play open, positive,

One for the season. If we are struggling to score and a camera shot of Robbie Keane "They could do with someone like him in their team now"  

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I’m not sure if this has been touched upon, but what did people who were there think of the atmosphere? 

A lot of posters on here (myself included) have spoken about wanting to feel connected to the club again. I thought the atmosphere at Luton, especially pre-match, was the best away atmosphere I’ve been in since under Karanka. For the first time in the longest time, it felt like everyone was pulling in the same direction. It was pretty refreshing and long may it continue! 

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