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To the tune of Kylie Minogue's "Locomotion"

 

Every Smoggy's doing a brand new dance now,
(Come on Boro, Brit Assombalonga)
I know you’ll get to like him when he gives us a goal now,
(Come on Boro, Brit Assombalonga)
His passport says the Congo, that’s another country,
But underneath it all we know that he’s a smoggy.
So come on, come on, Brit Assombalonga with me.
You’ve got to score those goals now.
Come on Britty, 
jump up, oooo, 
head that
And get it in the onion sack,
Woah woah

Repeat to fade

 

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3 hours ago, Timjboro said:

His passport says the Congo, that’s another country

😂😂😂

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Dissapointed this song doesn't have the obvious rhyme congo and bongo

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6 hours ago, Timjboro said:

To the tune of Kylie Minogue's "Locomotion"

 

Every Smoggy's doing a brand new dance now,
(Come on Boro, Brit Assombalonga)
I know you’ll get to like him when he gives us a goal now,
(Come on Boro, Brit Assombalonga)
His passport says the Congo, that’s another country,
But underneath it all we know that he’s a smoggy.
So come on, come on, Brit Assombalonga with me.
You’ve got to score those goals now.
Come on Britty, 
jump up, oooo, 
head that
And get it in the onion sack,
Woah woah

Repeat to fade

 

You need a boyfriend! 

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13 hours ago, Timjboro said:

What a great song!

 

Love it when someone has a lot of self confidence and can sing thier own tune😁

Welcome Tim to the forum a first for us in terms of an opening post

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14 hours ago, Timjboro said:

His passport says the Congo, that’s another country,

Such lyrical talent.

disbelief wow GIF

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Are you Chris Rea in disguise?

 

And if you are, could you write a new version of Driving home for Christmas for Britt Assombalonga?

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My favourite part is he replied to his own post. What a wonderful thread this is.

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Or something a bit easier to remember:

 

"You're Britt and you know you are..."

 

Alternatively (if you're into cheesy pop crap...forget who sang it, just remember it was annoying as hell)

 

"Ooh ah, just a little Britt

Ooh ah, a little Britt more,

Ooh ah, just a little Britt

Scoring goals that we adore..."

 

😜

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1 hour ago, AnglianRed said:

Or something a bit easier to remember:

 

"You're Britt and you know you are..."

 

Alternatively (if you're into cheesy pop crap...forget who sang it, just remember it was annoying as hell)

 

"Ooh ah, just a little Britt

Ooh ah, a little Britt more,

Ooh ah, just a little Britt

Scoring goals that we adore..."

 

😜

Gina G 🙂

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Rule BrittAssombalonga, brittassombalonga rules the pitch, 

Nanananananananana...

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I would prefer a song by a Brittpop band 😛

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