Timjboro 6 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 To the tune of Kylie Minogue's "Locomotion" Every Smoggy's doing a brand new dance now, (Come on Boro, Brit Assombalonga) I know you’ll get to like him when he gives us a goal now, (Come on Boro, Brit Assombalonga) His passport says the Congo, that’s another country, But underneath it all we know that he’s a smoggy. So come on, come on, Brit Assombalonga with me. You’ve got to score those goals now. Come on Britty, jump up, oooo, head that And get it in the onion sack, Woah woah Repeat to fade 1 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Timjboro 6 Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 What a great song! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Changing Times 12,347 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I'll tell you what mate, you start singing it at the next home game and I'll deffo join in with you. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Borodane 6,301 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Timjboro said: His passport says the Congo, that’s another country 😂😂😂 Link to post Share on other sites
SmogDane 4,055 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Dissapointed this song doesn't have the obvious rhyme congo and bongo 1 Link to post Share on other sites
RiseSirAxlRose 43 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Timjboro said: To the tune of Kylie Minogue's "Locomotion" Every Smoggy's doing a brand new dance now, (Come on Boro, Brit Assombalonga) I know you’ll get to like him when he gives us a goal now, (Come on Boro, Brit Assombalonga) His passport says the Congo, that’s another country, But underneath it all we know that he’s a smoggy. So come on, come on, Brit Assombalonga with me. You’ve got to score those goals now. Come on Britty, jump up, oooo, head that And get it in the onion sack, Woah woah Repeat to fade You need a boyfriend! Link to post Share on other sites
Downsouth 6,326 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 13 hours ago, Timjboro said: What a great song! Love it when someone has a lot of self confidence and can sing thier own tune😁 Welcome Tim to the forum a first for us in terms of an opening post Link to post Share on other sites
Smogzilla 7,484 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 14 hours ago, Timjboro said: His passport says the Congo, that’s another country, Such lyrical talent. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BelgianBoro 765 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 (edited) Are you Chris Rea in disguise? And if you are, could you write a new version of Driving home for Christmas for Britt Assombalonga? Edited January 16, 2020 by BelgianBoro Link to post Share on other sites
Brunners 7,982 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 My favourite part is he replied to his own post. What a wonderful thread this is. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
AnglianRed 6,320 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 (edited) Or something a bit easier to remember: "You're Britt and you know you are..." Alternatively (if you're into cheesy pop crap...forget who sang it, just remember it was annoying as hell) "Ooh ah, just a little Britt Ooh ah, a little Britt more, Ooh ah, just a little Britt Scoring goals that we adore..." 😜 Link to post Share on other sites
Uwe 3,545 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, AnglianRed said: Or something a bit easier to remember: "You're Britt and you know you are..." Alternatively (if you're into cheesy pop crap...forget who sang it, just remember it was annoying as hell) "Ooh ah, just a little Britt Ooh ah, a little Britt more, Ooh ah, just a little Britt Scoring goals that we adore..." 😜 Gina G 🙂 Link to post Share on other sites
boro-unger 3,870 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Rule BrittAssombalonga, brittassombalonga rules the pitch, Nanananananananana... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SmogDane 4,055 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 I would prefer a song by a Brittpop band 😛 Link to post Share on other sites
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